I called my urologist - the line just stuttered.

I called my gynecologist - he just looked down the tube.

I called my dermatologist - it didn't even bother him because the line was immediately lubricated.

I called my psychiatrist - the connection was broken.

I called my internist - it came over the line.

I called my rheumatologist and there was a crack on the line.

I called my anesthetist - but then didn't hear from him again.

I called my ENT doctor - but he didn't listen to me.

I called my radiologist - but he saw through me straight away.

I called my eye doctor ? but he saw it coming.

I called my pediatrician - he listened at first and finally gave in.

I called my geriatrician - I had to tell him everything three times.

I called my oncologist - but he didn't give me much time.

I called my surgeon - the conversation was cut off several times.

I called my orthopedist - he took off like a shot from the hip and finally went down on his knees.

I called my vascular surgeon - the line was closed and then everything just stopped.