A 70-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting
arrested. When she was brought before the judge, he asked, "What did you steal?" "A can of peaches," was the answer. When asked why she stole the can, she said she was hungry. Then the judge asked how many peaches were in the can. She said, "Six." The judge then said to her: "Then I will give you six days in prison." Her husband then spoke up and said: "She also stole a big can of peas."
