Reality comes to the boss and says:

Reality comes to the boss and says: ?Congratulations, boss, you won second prize in the New Year?s raffle ? you have two wishes!? The boss says: ?That?s awesome! Then I want my employees to get their work done in the shortest possible time from now on. And at the lowest cost. And with the highest possible quality.? ?Don?t be rude right away,? reality snaps at him, ?I said TWO wishes!? ?I know that,? says the boss. ?I just don?t understand what?s outrageous about wanting to save my second wish!?